Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

"Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet" is a comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews, written by real people with not-so-real problems. Whether it's a bar's "no-throw-up policy," a nude beach with too much nudity, or a school psychologist's fashion sense, reviewers complain about it all. Prepare for equal amounts laughter and eye-rolling as siblings Xandy and Christine read reviews of local hotspots. They nobly delve into the cesspools of Yelp, TripAdvisor, and other review sites to find you the best of the worst.